Occulomency watched Spanish Grand Prix last night (Occulomency recorded the whole thing and then took over the television for the whole evening).
A few things struck Occulomency regarding the race and the BBC's coverage of it.
Lewis Hamilton said "It's just a shame they haven't given me a car to defend the championship with. The car is that bad. I'm driving the socks off it. There's just no hope."
You'll notice he said 'they' not 'we'. So, not part of the team like last year then eh Lewis? It did sound like he was trying to find ways of describing his car that didn't include the word "shit".
Also, Hamilton's pussycat doll. Just a word Lewis, don't let it talk. It's not what it is for.
Lewis is "doing great" because "the sun is out".
No Lewis, just no. Ok... No.
In related news, Lewis the Hamster has been located, and is safe and well after tasting freedom for a few days.
Next, which one of you bastards stole David Coulthard's special folder?
Occulomency has a theory.
It's a good one.
He's had to have his folder taken off him by BBC health and safety officials.
Lets face it, no-one who has to listen to Eddie Jordan spout on should be allowed to have sharp objects on their person lest they snap and launch a frenzied attack. That special folder looked like it could pack quite a punch. Mind you, if Coulthard decided to head-butt EJ.....
Sunglasses question: Should Occulomency move from Wayfarers to Classic Aviators?
If you get Aviators, I am getting them.
Wayfarers are ghey.
Posted by: The Peanut | Tuesday, May 12, 2009 at 08:40 AM