Not dark but beautiful and terrible as the Morn. Treacherous as the Seas. Stronger than the foundations of the Earth.

Occulomency was approached to design a special helicopter jet plane hybrid, so very important people can get to important meetings in a timely fashion.

The list of requirements were as follows:

   1. It must be fast
   2. It must look super bitchin' cool
   3. It has to be white with the P2 logo on the side
   4. I has to have machine guns
   5. It has to have white leather seats
   6. It has to have a minimum range of Weybridge to Las Vegas
   7. Its running costs have to be no more than £1,000 per month
   8. Ideally it has to be able to transport all staff.
   9. Ladies must love it
  10. It must have a top speed of 1000 miles and hour (see point 1)
  11. If needed draw inspiration from Streethawk or Airwolf
  12. It must have a super intelligent computer like KITT so we can summon it to collect us from the pub/meetings
  13. It has to be able to fly underwater as well
  14. It must be bullet proof
  15. If possible can it also go into space?
  16. Some sort of cloaking device to make it invisible would be useful
  17. Working safe ejector seats
  18. Must be a negligible carbon footprint Note: Look at work being done on bio fuels
  19. Must be no harder to pilot that a Raleigh Chopper Bike
  20. It has to have pontoons so we can land it on Corby Boating Lake

Now this looks to the untrained eye like a nearly insurmountable task, doesn't it?

Not for Occulomency.

All shall love me and despair.

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