This last couple of weeks, I have had the worst asthma of my life. It's been atrocious, really. Unable to sleep, eat or do most of the many things that generally keep me happy. Yes I have been taking my medication, and yes I have been trying to look after myself, but at some point one has to try to find the root cause for this condition.
Now, having watched the Jeremy Kyle show and The Wright Stuff on a couple of our independent television channels, I have decided that I have found the probable reason for my poorly chest.
Yes, that's right, I have found the cause.
I believe that it was caused by my mother eating Angel Delight when she was pregnant with me. I have no medical or scientific evidence to back this up, but it is a theory that you will find hard to disprove.
I am now an expert in Angel Delight related chronic medical conditions. Please forward your questions to me regarding a possible class action I am thinking of launching against Birds.
And you Mother.
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