It's been a long time.

Sigh. Like I don't have enough to do trying to tie up a hundred fucking stupid loose ends buried in a disorganized pile of shite without running a web page too.

OK, I've been a bit slack. I'll admit it. Freely. New job, learning new things, doing new stuff.

Well, I say new stuff, pretty much the same stuff as ever. The thing is, friendface is now where I post most of the mireshite that I find amusing, so this page got a bit neglected.

I suppose I need to make more of an effort, seen as how I'm paying for this page's upkeep.

I'm liking the rivalry that's building up between the Virgin and Lotus F1 teams.

Lotus team manager and AirAsia owner Tony Fernades, said the other week that his first objective in F1 is to beat Branson’s outfit. "Otherwise I will retire and kill myself."

Branson has responded, saying that he likes Fernades a lot and hopes the Malaysian won’t actually kill himself.

Branson told the media "He has an airline, I have an airline, and if we beat him he can come and work on my airline as a Virgin stewardess."

"I suspect that he might ask me to reciprocate. I’ll have to check how fetching his stewardess outfits are, but I’d be game to do it while totally confident of winning."

Now I think Branson is a huge cock, but it’s nice to see that they’re actually having a laugh about the whole thing. I know it’s a seriously expensive business, but if you’re not having fun then you’re missing the point.

Todays watch: Heuer Monaco.