*Under the terms and conditions of Occulomency, no prize will be awarded to profane or inappropriate content. So that means you can't write that Ned Flanders. I'm shocked at you saying such a thing. Fine upstanding member of society like that. Disgraceful.... etc.
My bloody effing bleeding bollocking bastarding MacBook hard drive failed last night. It's all backed up on my Time Capsule, thank the Lords of Kobol.
Trouble is before I can finish my marathon rewrite of my ITPC application, I have to go out, buy a new drive, come home, set it up, twat about for hours whilst it configures itself, that sort of thing. It's a massive pain in the hole.
I've decided to be grumpy for the rest of the day now.
Firstly, there's talk of a Doctor Who movie. That obviously will be awful, so I'd like them to stop all thoughts of that right now. Remember the horror of the AARU productions starring Peter "lives in Whitstable" Cushing?
For a start, he's not a Time Lord, whose surname actually and unambiguously is "Who". Which twat thought that was an improvement? Remember when they 'improved' The Prisoner? Yes, much as George Osbourne has 'Improved' the economy.
Secondly, the BBC, who seem to have taken a dislike to every single one of my favourite TV shows, has cancelled Shooting Stars. Bastards. First they crap around with the F1 coverage, make a shit film out of Doctor Who and then they kill off Shooting Stars.
Thirdly, I didn't get my ITPC. Partially becuase I didn't actually fill the form in correctly, I suspect. Anyway, I'm re-writing the whole bloody thing, so that's three or four days of my life I'm not getting back.
Fourthly, Fatima Whitbread. She seems so admirable and has had one of the harshest upbringings one can possibly imagine (read this is you are feeling strong), but it all seems to be going horribly wrong for her. I predict she'll be gone early.
Are people really that awful that they'll vilify her for one bad day?