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The week wears on.
You know how I quite like Diana Rigg from 1965-68.
See below:
Well, I'm thinking it's time I moved on. It's never going to work between us, I'm living in cloud cuckoo land and I know it.
I've been seeing someone behind Diana's back.
Wanda Ventham from 1965-68.
Nice.
The BBC seems to highly rate this pair.
It's been a strange one so far.
Firstly, there's talk of a Doctor Who movie. That obviously will be awful, so I'd like them to stop all thoughts of that right now. Remember the horror of the AARU productions starring Peter "lives in Whitstable" Cushing?
For a start, he's not a Time Lord, whose surname actually and unambiguously is "Who". Which twat thought that was an improvement? Remember when they 'improved' The Prisoner? Yes, much as George Osbourne has 'Improved' the economy.
Secondly, the BBC, who seem to have taken a dislike to every single one of my favourite TV shows, has cancelled Shooting Stars. Bastards. First they crap around with the F1 coverage, make a shit film out of Doctor Who and then they kill off Shooting Stars.
Thirdly, I didn't get my ITPC. Partially becuase I didn't actually fill the form in correctly, I suspect. Anyway, I'm re-writing the whole bloody thing, so that's three or four days of my life I'm not getting back.
Fourthly, Fatima Whitbread. She seems so admirable and has had one of the harshest upbringings one can possibly imagine (read this is you are feeling strong), but it all seems to be going horribly wrong for her. I predict she'll be gone early.
Are people really that awful that they'll vilify her for one bad day?
Of course they will, what am I saying....
One wonders what will happen tomorrow...
Bill Gates sold the first Xbox to a customer in Times Square, New York City at midnight on November 15th, 2001.
I had one of the first ones.
It was good.
Forza looked like this (the top one).
10 years on, Forza looks like the bottom one. That's a photo I too of my lovely Jaguar XKR.
So, Lewis is 'blown away' by the tapas eating, treacherous, work-shy peasant's comments in the post practice press conference.
Alonso claimed his McLaren rival was "the one who's able to clinch a championship with a car that's not the best".
Now Lewis has taken this as a compliment to him, which is sweet. But is it not just a bit possible that Alonso has an ulterior motive?
I wonder how his team mate, Diego from Dora the Explorer will react to the news that Alonso is fully supporting the bloke who keeps crashing into him?
I mean, it's not like Diego and Lewis have only had a couple of incidents this year, is it?
May 2011 - The pair bang wheels at the hairpin during the Monaco GP with Hamilton picking up a drive-through penalty.
September 2011 - In qualifying for the Singapore GP, the duo nearly collide as they try to find clear air for their flying laps.
September 2011 - In the race, Hamilton turns into Diego. The Brazilian suffers a puncture while Hamilton is handed a drive-through penalty.
October 2011 - The two drivers have a minor brush at Suzuka with Hamilton accepting responsibility. The stewards take no action.
October 2011 - They are involved in a heavy collision in India, with Diego handed a drive-through penalty for turning in on Hamilton.
So, Alonso's up to his usual 'let's destabilise my team mate and reinforce my number one status' routine. Again.
You've got to admire his ability to play politics and completely screw with whoever is unfortunate enough to be his team mate's mind. Or at least what's left of it since it got hit by that spring.
