Occulomency

Our two beautiful children, Zenith and Quasar.

Meet my children, Zenith and Quasar.

Zenith is our own first born son.

Quasar is our beautiful daughter.

There is nothing strange about them or the way they are being raised.

Move along.

Le Bon's Magical Haircuts

I received the following from one of Occulomency's readers:

"Tech question. In "Hungry like a wolf" why does Mr Le Bon have bright yellow hair under his hat for some of the video and not for the rest? I'm glad he did keep it under a hat because it looked pretty tragic ... just wondering, you obviously have the answer."

I think I covered it well enough in my post Straddle the Line, because basically, I don't know.  However, I guess this begs the question: "can Simon's hair ever look truly tragic?"

Well, lets find out.

Exhibit A:

Not so bad. I tried this look back in 1973.

Obviously I had a much cooler nylon jumper, though. Result: Neither of us look 'Tragic'

Exhibit B:

Hmm, not a bad haircut, but I'm not sure about the sunglasses. I'm really not. Mind you, I'm not one to talk. I have sported unsual accessories myself on occasion.

I'm saying not tragic, more unfortunate and that's down to poor accessorizing.

Exhibit C:

Erm.... It was 1984. We all looked a bit odd in 1984. I looked like this:

Result: Not tragic, more a product of the times.

Exhibit D:

Ah. That's not good, is it? He has my sympathy.

Holy crap on a cracker.....

Result: Tragic, happy now?

Simon, if you read this, here's a quick fix for those very bad hair days:

It's 'The Reflex' next time. I bet you all can't hardly wait.