Right, this:
Is Ian Gillan. He was born in Hounslow, London back in 1945. He is a hairy guitarist with the beat combo known as Deep Purple.
He supports Queen's Park Rangers.
This:
Is David Gilmour. He was born in Cambridge in the heady days of 1946. He is a hairy guitarist with the beat combo known as The Pink Floyd.
He supports Arsenal.
This:
Is Dan Hawkins. He was born in Lowestoft in the balmy summer of 1976. He is a hairy guitarist with the rock band of exceptional quality, the Darkness.
He is Paula's cousin.
This is what these people look like today.
Hmmmm. Rock'N'Roll.
